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My cat bit me. what will happen to me?

am i going to get sick? am i going to die? or maybe turn into a cat? i dont want to be a cat. what do i do to prevent this? 
 
Answer
 
Jason:
youll only turn into a cat if your cat and you were exposed to radiation down at the local nuclear research facility that inexplicably appears to have no safety protocols whatsoever

as for dying, sure, that can happen if your cat has had sarin injectors installed in its teeth
has you cat been holidaying in Russia recently? - thats where most cats are retrofitted
 
Angela:
Keeps happening to so many cat owners; don't worry nothing will happen.
 
Mia:
Dude I'm 99% sure your joking thats for giving teh good laughs... Nothings gonna happen
 
Jae:
you have to eat some used kitty litter to deter the cat virus that will morph you into a cat person.
 
Pamela:
Nothing will happen to you, stop being such a drama queen.
 

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